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Things I Have Never Done
-Been arrested
-Got a tattoo
-Got married
-Got divorced
-Gone streaking
-Been drunk
-Been stoned
-Got pregnant
-Lived outside of Canada
-Been in a limousine
-Gone skydiving
-Gone Bungee Jumping
-Been in a band
-Acted in a movie
-Told jokes on stage
-Been in a gang
-Been homeless
-Robbed a bank
-Been in the military
-Fought in a World War
-Broken a bone
-Lost a body part
-Had a near-death experience
-Got a P.H.D.
-Seen a dead body
-Been in a drive-in movie
-Seen an 8-Track
-Never was a millionaire
-Smoked a cigarette or a cigar
-Been in a coma
-Attended my own funeral
-Time Traveled
-Had kidney stones
-Seen a real volcano
-Witnessed a real murder
-Ate a Tide Pod
-Had a heart attack
-Spent Christmas outside of Canada
-Voted in an election
-Witnessed the collapse of Rome
-Wore contacts
-Been Bald
-Never had dishes thrown at me
-Had braces on my teeth
-Stolen money from an extraterrestrial
-Owned / been in an electric vehicle
-Owned a record player
-Owned a company
-Used a Jet Ski / Sea-Doo
-I have flew in a plane but NEVER been one to fly a plane!
-Some animals that I have never seen in real life include: penguins; crocodiles; doves; kangaroos; donkeys; eagles; great white shark; giant squid; armadillos.
-Been a robot or a different gender
-Been the official retirement age
-Slept while hanging upside down
-Been in the Olympics or been a professional athlete
-Been a Hell’s Angels or driven a motorcycle
-Never been hit by a vehicle (but came close a few times)
-Been in government
-Found a cure for cancer
-Had a mohawk
-Wore bell bottom pants
-Fell asleep in a bathtub
-Drank tomato juice
-Been on a different planet
-Been inside a mosque
-Owned Betamax or HD-DVD
-Been over 200 lbs
-Been fired from a job
-Went a full year as an adult without being employed
-Been in a rocket
-Owned a waterbed or slept in one
-Owned a house
-Been in a hurricane or tornado or avalanche or drought or tsunami
-Never seen the seven wonders of the world
-Performed an exorcism
-Walked on water or turned water into wine!!
-Had conversations with the Pope
-Owed money to the mafia
-I never walked 500 miles in one day
-I have not learned to speak other languages except maybe for a few words
-I never worked in the fast food industry
-I have never sued anyone or have been sued
-I have never used Twitter or TikTok or Instagram or SnapChat and never did have MySpace
-I have never had Chick-Fil-A but I live in Canada and don't like to travel!