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Things I Have Never Done

-Been arrested

-Got a tattoo

-Got married

-Got divorced

-Gone streaking

-Been drunk

-Been stoned

-Got pregnant

-Lived outside of Canada

-Been in a limousine

-Gone skydiving

-Gone Bungee Jumping

-Been in a band

-Acted in a movie

-Told jokes on stage

-Been in a gang

-Been homeless

-Robbed a bank

-Been in the military

-Fought in a World War

-Broken a bone

-Lost a body part

-Had a near-death experience

-Got a P.H.D.

-Seen a dead body

-Been in a drive-in movie

-Seen an 8-Track

-Never was a millionaire

-Smoked a cigarette or a cigar

-Been in a coma

-Attended my own funeral

-Time Traveled

-Had kidney stones

-Seen a real volcano

-Witnessed a real murder

-Ate a Tide Pod

-Had a heart attack

-Spent Christmas outside of Canada

-Voted in an election

-Witnessed the collapse of Rome

-Wore contacts

-Been Bald

-Never had dishes thrown at me

-Had braces on my teeth

-Stolen money from an extraterrestrial 

-Owned / been in an electric vehicle 

-Owned a record player 

-Owned a company 

-Used a Jet Ski / Sea-Doo

-I have flew in a plane but NEVER been one to fly a plane!

-Some animals that I have never seen in real life include: penguins; crocodiles; doves; kangaroos; donkeys; eagles; great white shark; giant squid; armadillos.

-Been a robot or a different gender 

-Been the official retirement age 

-Slept while hanging upside down 

-Been in the Olympics or been a professional athlete 

-Been a Hell’s Angels or driven a motorcycle

-Never been hit by a vehicle (but came close a few times)

-Been in government 

-Found a cure for cancer 

-Had a mohawk

-Wore bell bottom pants

-Fell asleep in a bathtub

-Drank tomato juice

-Been on a different planet 

-Been inside a mosque 

-Owned Betamax or HD-DVD

-Been over 200 lbs

-Been fired from a job 

-Went a full year as an adult without being employed 

-Been in a rocket 

-Owned a waterbed or slept in one 

-Owned a house 

-Been in a hurricane or tornado or avalanche or drought or tsunami

-Never seen the seven wonders of the world 

-Performed an exorcism 

-Walked on water or turned water into wine!!

-Had conversations with the Pope 

-Owed money to the mafia 

-I never walked 500 miles in one day

-I have not learned to speak other languages except maybe for a few words

-I never worked in the fast food industry

-I have never sued anyone or have been sued

-I have never used Twitter or TikTok or Instagram or SnapChat and never did have MySpace

-I have never had Chick-Fil-A but I live in Canada and don't like to travel!

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